The envy of the everyman.

It occurred to me that it had been a while since I bought some new shoes. I have been working quite a great deal lately, so I thought I had earned some.

I really liked these T-strap clogs from Forever 21, so I made a point to swing by today.

Shoutout to those pink socks again, too.

I'd rather go to Hell than be in purgatory.

Well, a couple of people told me to take pictures of the outfit that I was wearing today, and that was reason enough for me.

You've seen all these pieces already: Satan is Waitin' tank top, the faux leather jacket and the (not pictured) black boots that were featured back in February.

By the way, this is what I ended up looking like prior to the Alice Cooper/Rob Zombie/Murderdolls show (which was awesome):

I ain't evil, I'm just good lookin'.

Tomorrow I'm heading out to see the Murderdolls, Rob Zombie and Alice Cooper in Universal City! And, as if the fates are conspiring to make this really awesome for me, the delightfully Satanic shirt I ordered came in the mail today.

I couldn't be more excited! I am going to have to put a shawl on while going through airport security, though.

Couldn't be more excited!

Saccharine.

I made a weird impulse purchase today. I went to the grocery store for some dinner and got completely derailed when I noticed that they were setting up their Halloween display. Needless to say, I came away with a couple of necessities. Like these:

I happened to be wearing these socks, and I thought it made an altogether neat look. Even though these were intended to go with some "sexy" Halloween costume, they completely deserve regular rotation in your wardrobe. Don't you think?

It's poetry in motion.

Here is something that I wore quite a long time ago:

It is exceptionally hot these days (when there isn't a thunderstorm), so I can't even imagine wearing a cardigan...

This is an altered tank top that I bought this June at the Fairfax High Flea Market in Hollywood. The boutique that sold it to me is called Purrr LA. They took a picture of me trying it on to post on their website. I was wearing outrageously plaid pants that day, it happens.

We're gonna stay away forever until we're dancing on my grave.

I wanted to introduce you to another one of my fashion icons: Michael Monroe, the lead singer of Hanoi Rocks.

I cannot put into words how unbelievably stylish I find this guy. All of his clothes are absolutely perfect. He knows how to rock bright colors, contrasting colors and neon-- be still, my heart. He also knows how to accessorize and combine excessive fringe with red cowboy boots. What more can I say? I wish I could dress like this all the time.

But, while we're on the subject, the other members of Hanoi Rocks were also quite fashionable and deserve mention.

I would go into more detail, but these outfits speak for themselves. Where do you even find clothes this amazing? This band is also excellent, so everyone should thoroughly be in awe.

Are we still okay?

Recently got some new shoes. I do this all the time. Because I love shoes.

There was a "buy one, get one" sale at Charlotte Russe (my favorite), so it was clearly fate that I came away with two new pairs of shoes.

And I also scored some plain black heels, which I thought was a good investment.

I would also like to share a bit of dialogue from RuPaul's Drag U that I related to--

Raven: Do they hurt?

Linda: Not yet.

Raven: Then you need a higher heel.